Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.What is a bird’s favorite type of math? Owl-gebra.Why was the math book so sad? Because it had so many problems.Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject? It’s just average.
When she is asked how many people are in the building she replies, “Well, if one person enters the house it’ll be empty.” A mathematician sees three people go into a building.A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook. They called it “Pi A La Mode”.One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable at his driving. The colleague asked, “Why do you always drive so fast through intersections?” To which the statistics teacher responded, “Well, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!” There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through.Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river. He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.Have you heard the one about the statistician? Probably.
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Related: 15 Free Multiplication Games for Kids Do you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren’t divisible by two.What’s a swimmer's favorite kind of math? Dive-ision!.A father noticed his son was sad coming home from school one day. “What’s wrong?” The father asked. “I really don’t like long division,” the son answered, “I always feel bad for the remainders.”.Why did the girl wear glasses during math class? It improved di-vision.Gilson’s class so noisy? He liked to practice gong division! What tool is best suited for math? Multi-pliers.Why was the student confused when he went from English class to math class? Because he was taught that a double negative in English is bad, but in math, it’s a positive.
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